Bailey brings to my attention tonight that a brand new bottle of shampoo is nearly empty. I immediately know what happened to it but decide to ask Reese about it anyway.
Me: Reese, why did you pour the shampoo out tonight?
Reese: I didn't do it tonight.
Me: Really? When did you do it then?
Reese: I did it last night.
At least he was honest. I have got to come up with some creative punishment because obviously nothing I currently do works. Boooooo!